Khan meets Rajini

Come my bai, Khan Bai, summa oorellam kalakkuda? Unga mathaathula enna solaranga?

Saar – I am Hindu and also from The Hindu…

With his trademark quizzing look and few blinks of his eyes he settles down

“What can I do for you? Inda Pera venchhu ennaa seyire”?

Sir I am a reporter – All of TN is excited about your announcement

“Idu eppadi irukku…All of India nu sollu man..”

Yes Shir all of India Shir..” Can you elaborate on what your first steps are going to be?

He looks at me as if I had just failed 3rd grade and continues..

“No one asks me what I will do when I will do, I will do what I will do when I will do”, Do you understudy Mr Desikhan?

yes sir I under stuuuud shir.

“But Shir people want to know what your party will be called “

He crosses his legs and rubs his white stubble and looks up his moody style

“Hmm, Pera kettaale chumma adhirudhulla…..”

I waited but after sometime I realized that that was his answer.

Sir – “Who else will be you be enlisting to the party sir”?

I may as well have descended into double down promotion. He looked at me with disdain

“Khaana , Panni Thaan Kutama Varum Singam Singala Thaan Varum”…I will do everything.

Ok Sir – What do you plan to do for the people

“Ido paar Khaana , God will always sodhippan good people you know. “…Rubs his beard for sometime possibly thinking where he is going with this and continues waving his hand…

“Bad people God gives and gives…but will leave the hand. Kai vittuduvaan. Aana nan Kai pidichuduven “…

He now gets up and puts his hands on his hip

“Enna Pannuven, epdi pannuvennu yarukkum theriyathu. Enakkum theriyaadu Aana panna vendiya nerathula correct a pannuven”

“Sir but TN is Dravidian and you are a North Indian sir, How will you get votes?”

This put him off completely – “North Indian?”Naaarth Indian? Muttaaal…”

“Tamil en mozhi, tamil en ulagam, dravidam avan vanzhi, dharmam en vazhi…uhhahahaha, chiklet?”

“No sir I don’t chew…but sir Sasikala has lot of pull sir how are going to get votes…”?

“Silly …” he cut me off

“Silly da Khaana – enna pesare …Sasikala 1GB pen drive – Inda Arunachalam 1 petabyte cloud….jujubi da ava…”

Sir “ Finally what do you want to say to your followers?”

“Day before yesterday Inda Rajini conductor, yesterday cinema actor, today shuper shtar, tomorrow …?”

“Shir….yes sir tomorrow sir?”

“Uhahahahaha….” He gets up and walks off.